NINE INNOVATIONS THAT WILL KEEP YOUR GOOD TIMES ROLLING
Sure it will keep ice for 4-5 days and hold 600 lbs…but what else?
Saying our food grade, built-in, rechargeable blender crushes ice is a bit like saying the Sahara’s on the warm side. It makes oodles (a mathematical term) of perfectly pulverized ice—20 PITCHERS worth— ideal for smoothies, margaritas and any other frozen concoctions your alcoholically-skewed mind can think of.
Outdoor BlueTooth Speaker with Party Pairing®
“Without music, a party’s just a bunch of people wishing they had some.” Profound. So the Coolest comes with a speaker. It’s detachable, splash proof and streams 8 HOURS of music. You can Party Pair® it with another speaker 30 ft away to create an outdoor fence of sonic splendor. The quote? Some dude who liked speakers.
Yes, you’re right. It is freaking awesome! A built-in USB charger so you can charge your phone, camera or speakers anywhere. No more dealing with a dead phone, so you’ll be able to text that girl from work to tell her about the barbeque currently happening in your yard, only to find out she’s a Vegan. Technology’s so awesome.
led lid light
We know your night vision is exceptional but with your hand shoved down into the freezing, dark bowels of your crappy, old cooler you look like you lost the soap. The Coolest comes with an LED Lid Light. Push the button, light comes on, find what you want, feeling in your fingers retained. Win-Win!
Picnic Party Essentials
Sure, there’s the sexy stuff, the stuff that gets all the love: The Beer, the alcohol, ice, the Piñatas. What? You don’t like Piñatas? What about plates? How ‘bout a sharp knife? Corkscrew? Didn’t think so. The Coolest comes with four BPA-free plates, a crazy sharp knife and a corkscrew. Seriously, try the Piñata. Highly undervalued.
As a rule, it’s a bad idea to use your teeth for anything other than what they were originally intended: Biting and chewing food. Bottles of beer are not, as we understand it food. So stop with the teeth. And the keys. Use the bottle opener that comes with the Coolest. There’s also a magnet to catch the caps. Remember: Food good, bottle bad.
Done in One™ Tie-Down Bungee Cord
Unless you love making multiple trips we suggest tying all of your party-related paraphernalia to your Coolest with the Tie-Down Bungee Cord that comes with it. As for the wheels, they’re big, fat and rubberized and there isn’t a sand dune, rut-filled trail or pebble-strewn stadium parking lot that they can’t handle.
In the front of the Coolest you’ll find a secret compartment where you can keep your phone, keys, ancient parchment, whatever. And if you ever want to keep your cocktail ice separate from your hot dog ice (and who wouldn’t) there’s a divider for that, which you can also use as a cutting board. Very 007.
Engineered to Outlast
You’re camping in the wilderness. A UFO appears. Everyone’s abducted. When the search party opens your still sealed Coolest (because it’s badass), the ice inside will still be frozen. Even 4-5 days after the abduction! It’s ridiculously insulated. Holds 55 quarts! It’s pretty amazing. And, sorry ‘bout the ‘research’.